Kathy’s Hosting Tips — Fat Head Style
(A cozy mix of charm, chaos & honey)
Hosting isn’t about perfection — it’s about making people feel at home (and ideally, distracting them with candlelight and snacks so they don’t notice the dog hair tumbleweeds). Here’s how I make it happen, Fat Head style.
Set the Mood
Beeswax taper candles are my secret weapon. They add instant glow, a subtle honeyed scent, and absolutely zero plastic. Bonus: beeswax drips make everything look romantic, not messy.
Dinner running late? Candlelight forgives all. Everyone looks better in beeswax lighting — it’s basically nature’s soft filter.
And if you really want to fake that “I’ve been baking all day” vibe, toss some orange slices, cinnamon sticks, cloves, and a drizzle of honey into a simmering pot of water. It’s cozy alchemy for your kitchen — no baking required.
Thrift It, Don’t Match It
Forget the Pinterest-perfect table. The real charm comes from mismatched everything — vintage plates, a few Goodwill treasures, and Grandma’s old silverware.
The secret formula: Grandma’s china + thrift store finds = eclectic elegance.
Because perfection is boring. Personality isn’t.
Cloth Napkins = Instant Upgrade
Paper towels scream “casual chaos.” Cloth napkins whisper “I tried” (even when you didn’t).
Fold it, knot it, or just drape it over the plate — it looks intentional either way. Bonus points if they’re wrinkled linen. We call that texture around here.
Garnish Like a Show-Off
Nothing says “effort” like a drizzle of honeycomb on your cheese board or dessert. It glistens. It glows. It distracts from the overcooked chicken.
Add a sprig of rosemary, thyme, or fresh mint to whatever’s on the table — it’s the garnish equivalent of lipstick and mascara.
And don’t be shy with the honey drizzle. A little swirl across the plate? Chef’s kiss.
Plating = Art Therapy
Treat your plate like a canvas: a drizzle here, a crumble there, maybe a few flower petals if you’re feeling extra.
Colorful food photographs beautifully — and if it’s a little messy, even better. Messy means real. Messy means delicious.
Mix Fancy with Eclectic
Go ahead and pair that crystal goblet with a thrifted mug. It’s chaos, but make it cute.
Layer mismatched linens, vintage candlesticks, and bold glassware for that “collected over time” look.
Old perfume bottles as bud vases? Absolutely. Hosting should feel like an art project — slightly unhinged, wildly creative, and full of heart.
Don’t Forget the Sounds & Smells
Hosting isn’t just about how it looks — it’s about how it feels.
Put on a record. Light the candles. Let dinner smell like butter and thyme.
If your house smells like food and laughter, you’ve already nailed it.
Bonus Tip: Always End with Honey
Whether it’s drizzled over dessert, stirred into a nightcap, or spooned straight from the jar — honey makes everything feel a little more golden.
Because at the end of the night, the best hosts don’t serve perfection.
They serve warmth, sweetness, and a good story.